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Jeff Barber
Jeff Barber, officially Biohazard Games' Founding Dude, has spent the past five years ruing the the words, "Hey guys, I have this great idea for a roleplaying game." When not ruing his words or working slavishly on Blue Planet, Jeff contributes to the delinquency of young minds as a science teacher at an old and venerated military academy (Honest!). With a Master's degree in wildlife ecology and a twisted imagination, Jeff is both a subversive influence on his students, and the archetype for a new class of nerddom, the Sci-fi Ecogeek.
Quote: "Human, the other white meat!"

Greg Benage
Greg thought Blue Planet was such a cool idea, he decided to abandon his quest for a Ph.D. in philosophy, move to Missouri, invest his life savings in Biohazard, and beg Jeff Barber to let him be the guy who gets to wear the giant rubber Polypod suit. Well, not really. Greg lives in Houston, Texas where he continues to work on his dissertation. He can sometimes be seen wandering aimlessly around the campus of Rice University, muttering (see quote below!). Surprisingly, this is considered rather normal for graduate students in philosophy.
Quote: "We just have to have a wormhole, damnit!"

K. Catten Ely
Hi, my name's Catten. I'm a Cancer and I like dune buggies, surfing, Elvis, and optometrists. My hobbies include rock climbing, hunting, and entomology. I don't like free verse, linoleum, or taking the standard deduction. Send photo, blood type, sketches of relevant tattoos.
Quote: "I was driven to this by things beyond my control, Officer..."

Jim Heivilin
Web page wierdo and techno weenie. Jim had a normal childhood, well, except for the fact that his mother sat him down with her in front of the TV to watch Classic Trek (sort of like Classic Coke). Somehow he was never quite the same. After escaping college (where he studied rocket science) he ended up in Europe looking at communists. After escaping that he somehow found his way into the industry. Narrowly missing being impaled by a packaging machine, he moved to Missouri to take up writing and computer junk.
Quote: "So now that it's apparent this is his colon in my hand ..."

Jason Werner
After obtaining his bachelor's in psychology, Jason decided it was time to get a real job, so he decided to start writing for a rpg deveolpment company. Not finding enough fulfillment in this ("Wait...what's armor class again?"), he decided to compensate by going to medical school. Contrary to popular opinion, this decision had nothing to do with the social status assigned to game designers vs. that assigned to physicians. It did, however, have everything to do with tax bracket. He now spends most of his time slaving over biohazardous materials and asking "Wait, what's this anatomy class thing...?"
Quote: "So clearly I cannot chose the die in front of me!"


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